Oh my goodness, I’ve been so spacy! I keep tripping over my words and confusing what I’m saying. A little while ago, I wanted to make chocolate chip cookies but couldn’t find my chocolate chips so I kind of forgot about it. A few days later I found my chocolate chips in my mixing bowls in the cupboard. Yesterday, I hit a new low . . .
I straight up stole a guys grocery cart.
I was minding my own business in the juice aisle and some poor Senior Airman walks up and says, “Excuse me, Ma’am . . . I’m pretty sure this is my cart.” The guy was as embarrassed as I was! I just kind of looked baffled and confused as I looked at him and back to the cart and then back to him. He said again, “Yeah, this is my cart.” I just went beet red and told him of course it was and I was so sorry. I walked around to the next aisle over and found my cart waiting for me. Oi! <slaps forehead>
Pregnancy brain is so REAL!
Have a memorable day!